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Caffeinated, Enhanced Holmes Not Worthy of Canon” — Sherlock Holmes

by John Calvin | July 10th, 2010

Originally pub­lished in the February 2010 issue of Carolina Journal. Enjoy!

Casting American actor Robert Downey Jr. (Iron Man, Tropic Thunder) as Sherlock Holmes was the first clue that Guy Ritchie was not fol­low­ing in the steps of Holmesian cin­e­matic tra­di­tion. Shot on loca­tion in Liverpool and London, Ritchie’s lav­ish cin­e­matic reimag­in­ing of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s clas­sic char­ac­ters will please many, but read­ers of the orig­i­nal books will find more at stake than Sherlock’s use of the King’s English.

The film opens with one of Holmes’ dar­ing escapades, infil­trat­ing an under­ground crypt and inter­rupt­ing an occult blood cer­e­mony. Tearing off the perpetrator’s hood, Holmes and Watson (Jude Law) reveal none other than Lord Blackwood (Mark Strong), a promi­nent mem­ber of Parliament. Inspector Lestrade (Eddie Marsan) turns up in due course to col­lar both the crim­i­nal and the credit for the capture.

Blackwood is duly hanged (and his death cer­ti­fied by none other than our own Dr. Watson.) Yet his tomb is mys­te­ri­ously bro­ken open, and the dead man seen walk­ing, appar­ently unharmed.

It is quickly revealed that the hanged Blackwood was a mem­ber of a mys­ti­cal order ded­i­cated to using their black arts to manip­u­late the course of his­tory. As mys­te­ri­ous killings crop up around London, Holmes and com­pany must sift through a myr­iad of clues to find Blackwood and expose his nefar­i­ous plot before it changes Britain for­ever. On the way, Holmes and Watson will spend a night in jail, ran­sack illicit lab­o­ra­to­ries, and sur­vive a rigged pow­der explo­sion before bring­ing the case to a suc­cess­ful con­clu­sion. It sounds clichéd, because it is.

The film is set at the end of Watson’s time liv­ing with Holmes at 221B Baker Street. Holmes refuses to admit it, but he is afraid of miss­ing Watson and tries repeat­edly to draw him back into the chase and dis­tract him from his fiancé Mary Morrison (Kelly Reilly). Watson sees this as betrayal, and the repar­tee between the two dri­ves many scenes through the film. Deviating from the books, Holmes has a roman­tic inter­est of his own —Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams), object of Holmes’ pro­fes­sional admi­ra­tion from A Scandal in Bohemia. She makes a splashy entrance back into Holmes’ life, unafraid of using her fem­i­nine wiles to manip­u­late him for goals of her own.

The film is set in Victorian London, and the over­all feel is pre­dictably grimy, espe­cially in the under­world that Holmes fre­quents. Ritchie has gone for more of an action vibe in this film than pre­vi­ous Holmes iter­a­tions, with shaky hand­held cam­era work more rem­i­nis­cent of The Bourne Ultimatum than Amazing Grace or other period dra­mas. Holmes and Watson walk, run, and fight their way through a richly detailed world, but the flat light­ing in many com­puter enhanced scenes gives it a feel of unre­al­ity in con­flict with the gritty tone of the pro­duc­tion as a whole. Hans Zimmer con­tributes a tense, dis­cor­dant action score based on Hungarian dul­cimers and other unusual instru­ments — while its manic energy suits the film, it isn’t one I’ll be revisiting.

Surprisingly, given the gritty stag­ing, the film­mak­ers still showed some restraint. Holmes’ rela­tion­ship with Adler is some­what risqué, hint­ing at more than is said or shown directly, but still less than I expected after watch­ing the trailer. Drinking and smok­ing is quite preva­lent, but the cocaine use men­tioned in the books has been side­lined. The film is extremely vio­lent, how­ever, depict­ing in some­what gory detail numer­ous fist­fights, includ­ing a bare-knuckle box­ing match, and leav­ing lin­ger­ing images of grue­some killings — a man burned to death, another hanged, a third drowned. Several occult rit­u­als, includ­ing one recon­structed by Sherlock Holmes him­self, are depicted in hair-raising detail, although in clas­sic Conan Doyle fash­ion, most super­nat­ural events have very phys­i­cal expla­na­tions. Families would do well to exer­cise cau­tion before allow­ing chil­dren or younger teens to see this film.

The plot def­i­nitely delves into the realm of the strange and absurd. The occult cer­e­monies, mega­lo­ma­ni­a­cal vil­lains, and the macabre dis­cov­er­ies as Holmes closes in — while far­fetched and occa­sion­ally absurd — are all details true to the orig­i­nal books, as are the strained rela­tions between Holmes and Watson on a num­ber of occa­sions. Even such eccen­tric­i­ties as Holmes’s bare-knuckle prowess and his ency­clo­pe­dic knowl­edge of London soils are taken straight from the orig­i­nal. Though each is accu­rate, these details do not make up the full picture.

The roman­tic entan­gle­ment with Irene Adler, while a favorite the­ory of Sherlock Holmes fans, is not in the books and is indeed con­trary to Holmes’s stated char­ac­ter — the pre­cise, some­times cold logi­cian is gone, and in his place merely an eccentric.

The phys­i­cal action even devolves into slap­stick humor when Holmes is con­fronted with a pugna­cious giant of a hench­man seven feet tall. The clas­sic Victorian reserve demon­strated even in the midst of pre­cip­i­tous action by pre­vi­ous cin­e­matic Holmeses — such as Jeremy Brett — is absent, and both Holmes and Watson feel much more direct (“American,” per­haps?). The action in the film is so fre­netic that when Holmes finally does sit down and put his log­i­cal mind to work, it feels more like an aber­ra­tion than his true nature.

Ritchie has pro­duced a rol­lick­ing action film that just hap­pens to be set in Holmes’ London. It is a watch­able and even enjoy­able film for fans of Doyle’s char­ac­ters, but with the orig­i­nal Holmes con­cen­trated, enhanced, and caf­feinated for the American mar­ket, any trace of intel­lect or nuance is gone in favor of beau­ti­fully chore­o­graphed fight scenes and big-budget spectacle.

While large box office receipts and plen­ti­ful hooks for a Moriarty-centered sequel all but guar­an­tee a suc­ces­sor, this block­buster reboot of the series adds noth­ing worth­while to the canon.

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